October 30, 2008

I have a crush on my history professor. I’ve narrowed my options down and now I need opinions. I have all weekend to decide because I won’t see him again until Tuesday. Should I…

  • Date my professor, even though he is old and has a daughter close to my age, AND it is not allowed by schools (I’m assuming). This is the grossest option.
  • Write “I love you” on my eyelids and wink at him suggestively like in Indiana Jones.
  • Do nothing.
  • Flirt with another guy in my class in order to make my Prof jealous, luring him into asking me out.

I’m leaning towards number 2, myself.

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